English woman jailed for screaming & shouting during sex
So, first of all, I hope this doesn't happen to me anytime soon. I mean the jailing part. It appears an English woman has been given two weeks in jail for having loud sex. Wow, I'm surprised they didn't gave her a month for just having sex. : ) ) Gemma Wale, of Small Heath, Birmingham, was given a two-week prison sentence after a civil court judge concluded that she had breached the order by "screaming and shouting while having sex" at a level of noise which annoyed a neighbor. She was already under an "anti-social behavior order" due to a previous session of loud sex. The order also prohibited her from playing loud music, shouting, swearing, making banging noises, stamping and slamming doors. But the neighbor's statement is absolutely delicious: "Gemma started screaming and shouting whilst having sex, which woke us up. This lasted ten minutes". Ten minutes?! I want to know who Gemma's boyfriend and what did he do to make her scream ten whole minutes! In other words, he must be the proudest man in all of England now. XOXO, Emma.