Enjoying porn at Home Depot like a pro!
You know how everyone’s raving right now over connected devices? SmartHomes… SmartPhones or even SmartCars? Yeah! It’s hard not to love a car that knows to drive itself when you’re hungover… a vacuum cleaner that doesn’t need supervising and a phone that can help you with almost everything ( I know what you’ve got in your mobile browsing history… and I KNOW that it’s porn!!! ). That’s why there’s no wonder the guys from Home Depot were so excited to try out every smart appliance they had in their store… And they literally used every feature in there… Until they started looking at porn… from their fridge! I must admit… that’s one hell of a way to multitask… spend some time cooking and please yourself at the same time! And I bet that’s not all! When you have a full store filled with objects of pleasure… could you stop yourself from having some dirty fun? Just imagine all the hot stories those on-display mattresses could tell if they had a voice… stories of sweaty guys working in there and getting visited by gorgeous babes in the search for the perfect piece of furniture … and those babes finding exactly what they’re looking… and more! Afterhours… when the store is closed and gang bangs can take place without any interruption!!! It just takes public fucking to a whole new level… keeping it dangerous but cosy… and maybe in the future, kitchen appliances will help with more than making smoothies and comfort food! Maybe your blender will be able to vibrate away deep down a tight pussy while preparing some delicious juices!!! Imagine the vibrations… and the moans!!! ; ) It’s just a world full of possibilities… and I had no idea this dream sex world would start from the kitchen!!! You’re WelCum! ^_^ Mia
