This “futuristic device” makes you cum on your way to work!
Let's give it up for multitasking… Being the important-women-trying-to have-it-all that we are, we constantly find ourselves in search of new ways to get things done in the shortest amount of time possible. :D So, a team of genius minds came up with the brilliant idea to check off two of the most important things on our daily to-do list at once… automatic-masturbation... ... and the long and boring commute to work. Still have a difficult time picturing what I'm talking about? Well... I am talking about the Dildo Hoverboard. The brainchild of Dildo Everything… the exact same team who proudly stands behind the Dildo Drone and The Dildo Stick. It’s amazing what you can achieve these days with a little creativity and a lot of horniness, isn’t it? Just imagine how fun and enjoyable the commute to work could suddenly become... The device comes with an easy to use control panel so you can adjust the speed of the thrusting and just let those waves of pleasure flood every cell in you body. I admit it would be pretty darn hard to refuse a magical ride like that… But I can't help but wonder where all this inspiration came from… did they conduct any studies on making personal transportation a bit more personal? Or did they just find an UNFILLED HOLE in the market? :P For more details on how this works exactly, watch the video below… : ) XOXO, Emma
