How to make an erect penis from a napkin

Guys, I have something super cool to show you! I guarantee you will impress your friends big time with this neat trick! I don't recommend showing it to your folks or your girlfriend's parents, unless they're fun and crazy like you. :D So, here it is: a few instructions on how to fold a napkin into an erect penis. You're welcome! : ) ) Start out with your napkin spread out: Next, fold in half lengthwise: Then fold it over again, quartering it: Bring in the top two corners so they are touching: Fold the point where the triangles meet back: Grab the top corners of the triangle and fold downwards to form the head: Grab the edges and roll them into the center: Roll in once more to finalize your nap dick: Superb, isn't it? :P   XOXO, Emma.