Send your enemies a colorful bag of dicks!
Did you hear about this new thing? I mean, sending your enemies gifts has been a thing since forever, from the Trojan Horse to the much more recent service that allows you to send a box of poop or even an envelope filled with glitter to your enemies. Now, you can officially tell someone to eat a bag of dicks and send them a bag full of edible dicks. It's maybe the best thing you can possibly send an enemy. While it may not be as sinister as shipping somebody freshly-scooped animal poop, it’s certainly a great way to send a message. Dicks By Mail is a website that lets you anonymously send a bag of dicks to anyone. For $15.99, Dicks By Mail will send a 5 oz bag of gummy penis-shaped candy to your foe with a note attached exclaiming "Eat a bag of dicks!". XOXO, Emma.
